"Are you still there?" ...
Thank You For Calling (Part 9)
"I am unable to do that to myself. How are you today?" ...
Thank You For Calling (Part 8)
My research indicates that you owe $47,000 to an unkind loan shark named Frank 'Funny' A******. ...
Thank You For Calling (Part 3)
"Thank you for calling Servaline 1.9, your automated directory assistant. How are you today?" ...
Thank You for Calling (Part 2)
The following is an auto-generated memo from Servaline 2.0. ...
Thank You For Calling (Part 1)
The machine was death incarnate, and it was glorious. ...