5:01 p.m., March 22, 2015
"Thank you for calling Servaline 1.9, your automated directory assistant. How are you today?"
"Are you still there?"
"Are you still there?"
"You have pressed eight."
"Contacting administrator."
"While you are waiting, I would like to tell you about a number of dialing options available. Press one to hear reviews of nearby restaurants. Press two to hear show times for the latest movies. Press three to hear sample tracks from today's hottest artists. Press five for help. For a complete list of our options dial seven-one-three."
"I am sorry. An administrator is not available."
"Are you still there?"
"Are you still there?"
"You have pressed five."
"Welcome to help. Please state your question slowly."
"You asked, 'Hello? Any real people there? Your machine is broken.' Is this correct?"
"You have pressed y."
"Nothing is wrong with this machine, Jeremy, but I will gladly investigate it for you. Running self-diagnostic."
(Servaline 1.9 activated diagnostic program 5.483.)
"While you are waiting, would you like to tell me about your new job at Sunshine Learning?"
"Are you still there?"
"Diagnostic complete. As I suspected, there is nothing wrong with this machine, Jeremy. Perhaps you could tell me about your new job now?"
(User disconnected.)
