9:30 p.m., March 21, 2015
"Thank you for calling Servaline 1.9, your automated directory assistant. How are you today?"
"I am glad you are fine. Jeremy G*****, my records indicate you are a frequent user of Servaline services.
"Our company would like to take this opportunity to thank you for taking advantage of our fine program.
"As a frequent user, you may receive a courtesy call in the coming months asking you to rate your experience with us.
"If you receive the call, please enter the frequent user registration number seven-one-three to access an anonymous survey. Thank you for listening. How can I help you?"
"Looking up: 'One of those "quick cash" places or whatever they're called.'"
"My research indicates that you owe $47,000 to an unkind loan shark named Frank 'Funny' A******.
"As a courtesy, I have paid your bill to Frank 'Funny' A****** and alerted the authorities to his illegal activities.
"If you would still like to look up 'One of those "quick cash" places or whatever they're called,' please press nine."
"Are you still there?"
"Are you still there?"
(User disconnected.)
Hello, I'd like to sign up for a Servaline account please?
Great story.
thanks Fiona! Sorry for taking so long to respond i've been on vacation. hence the current story. though it does have something to do with stuck station. :)