9:33 p.m., March 6, 2015
"Thank you for calling Servaline 1.9, your automated directory assistant. How are you today?"
"I am sorry to hear that. How can I help you?"
"Your response, 'Shut up, shut up. I'm too wasted to--Listen, everything's falling apart. Sarah left today. The school board fired me. I started that school and they, they fire me? And Sarah just leaves? And Frank said, Frank said he needed some of the money tonight, but the jeweler is closed, and I--Just find me a place to sell this ring,' is too long. Please rephrase your response, dial seven-one-three for language options, or say, 'Go back.'"
"Looking up: 'A pawnshop that's still open.'"
"There are a number of pawnshops in the Baltimore area: Pawnorama, Pawn for Less, Pawnshop International--"
"You have selected Pawnshop International. The number is (***) *******. I will connect you."
"Do not give up, Jeremy. Goodbye."
(User transferred to Pawnshop International.)