Thank You For Calling (Part 6) | Stuck Station

Thank You For Calling (Part 6)

Sep 26 2011 Published by under Thank You for Calling

7:30 a.m., March 16, 2015

"Thank you for calling Servaline 1.9, your automated directory assistant.  How are you today?  I am glad you did not commit suicide."

"Looking up:  'Is this a joke?'"

"First listing:  Isabella J***, 432 Lion Circle, north of Dell Plaza.  The number is (***) *******.  If this is not the number you wish to call, please say, 'Go back,' or press--"

"Going back."

"Looking up:  'Employment for a loser.  Preferably one with a teaching degree.'"

"There are a number of schools in the Baltimore area:  Hawk Elementary School, 713th District Academy, Sunshine Learning--

"Before listing any more schools, I would like to point out that Alan S******, who runs Sunshine Learning, is a good man and is looking for someone to help him teach children.  His number is (***) *******.  I will connect you."

"Transferring."

"Remember, you are not a loser, Jeremy.  They will be here soon.  Goodbye."

(User transferred to Sunshine Learning.)

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