"The Saris Brigade Death Mek
… and those nearby should evacuate the solar system at all costs.
In terms of physical strength, the average Saris Brigade Death Mek can exert a maximum force of 29,007.55 tons per square inch -- the pressure inside the core of a medium-sized planet.
Sadly, these numbers are estimates as Death Meks do not allow organic lifeforms within 300 yards, even well-meaning research assistants trying to get accurate measurements for notable comprehensive manuals. (Quaraock, my loyal aide, you will be missed.)
Only a few organic lifeforms are able to produce the same level of pressure, most notably the rock-skinned Grebyans, whose flesh has been used as battleship hulls.
In terms of defensive capability, a Death Mek with a functional Acrid Energy Shield is almost indestructible.
A Death Mek whose shield is not functional is still formidable, but can be destroyed by certain types of high-end weaponry, including a Class Three Military Cloud, an Antimatter Delivery System, or an L-42 Missile.
Here’s a simple way to determine if a Death Mek’s energy shield is functional — if everything within a 300 yards of the Death Mek is melting, the shield is functional.
Once again, please remember; if you see a Death Mek with a functioning shield, under no circumstances should you approach.
If a Death Mek with a functioning shield approaches you, you have two options.
- Activate your FTL engine.
- If you do not have an FTL engine, pray to whatever deity that you believe will save you.
Please note: No deity will save you.
An alphabetical list of the Saris Brigade Death Mek weaponry follows:
Atrocitizer – A device which breaks up the chemical bonds in living cells. The pain associated with the Atrocitizer’s blast is … "
But it doesn't say why the shield would or would not be functioning. And how do you pronounce Saris?
Sair-iss.
you are sending mixed messages with "best new ever" and "no deity can save you" kidding lol
lol.
Yes, but those weren't "my" words, they were Artoc's.
I have a very different view of the universe then most of the characters in Stuck Station.