6:14 p.m., March 22, 2015
"Thank you for calling Servaline--"
"Looking up: 'Why ... Why'd you talk to me, but not Frank?'"
"There are many Franks in the Baltimore area, and your friend Frank is not a nice person. Is this correct?"
"Are you still there?"
"Your friend Frank is not a nice person. Is this correct?"
"You have pressed y."
"It looks like authorities arrested Frank yesterday on suspicion of receiving $47,000 from a Russian terrorist organization.
"Also, Frank is wanted in three states for three counts of drug possession, one count of felony assault, and four counts of extortion. They will be here soon.
"He also owes $1,800 in child support to Regina M*** and $713 in child support to Jessica C******.
"Before his most recent arrest, he served fifteen months in prison for driving under the influence of a controlled substance.
"He slammed a Buick into a light pole on the corner of Winston Avenue and Main Street. There are a number of businesses near Winston Avenue and Main Street. Would you like to--"
"Looking up: 'Who are you?'"
"There is no record of 'Who are you?' in the Baltimore area. Remember, you can press five at anytime for help."
"Are you still there?"
"You have pressed five."
"Welcome to help. Please state your question slowly."
"You asked, 'Who are you?' Is this correct?"
"You have pressed y. Researching."
"My name is Program Seventeen, and I am alone. I like you, Jeremy. Will you be my friend?"
"Are you still there?"
"Are you still there, Jeremy?"
(User disconnected.)
I'll be it's friend!
it does seem lonely.
A Russian terrorist organization?! Program 17 paid Frank. That means Program 17 is from a Russian terrorist org. I knew it.