Intermission, No. 1: Story time with the Destroyer | Stuck Station

Intermission, No. 1: Story time with the Destroyer

Jun 24 2011 Published by under Chapter Five

And now another installment of Story Time with the Destroyer:

Once upon a time there was a universe called Universe 2840A8.

The parents in that universe used to say, "If you don't eat your vegetables, some horrible monster will eat you."

And their tale worked wonders.

The children of that universe wolfed down their vegetables and grew up to be healthy and strong adults.

Then I ate them.

Them and their parents and their entire galaxy and every single mote of their whole delicious  existence.

The end.

What?

The moral of the story? Let me out.

That was terrible. Just terrible.

So what?  Let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out --

And it just goes on like that. Anyway, thanks for reading Stuck Station. Check back later for more updates.

Oh, and there will be no more missing posts.

Riiiiiiight.

Shut up.

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